i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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