That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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