she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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