You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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