Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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