I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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