We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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