I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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