this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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