Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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