Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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