We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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