Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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