I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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