im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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