He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
