So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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