Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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