so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Do plants get herpes?
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