she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Randomize
