I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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