No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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