This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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