I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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