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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  dude why did you let me call her?!

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  i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

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  Lmao what?

  (917): View more from New York City

  It's a yes or no question.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.

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  Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  You know i'm the father figure

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  Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"

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• (714): View more from California

  Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.

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