i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.