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• (917): View more from New York City

  what time did you get home last night?

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  SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time

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  He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US

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  It's the American dream

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.

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