idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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