Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
And then my night got REAL pukey
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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