everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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