Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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