new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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