ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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