would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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