why didn't you poke me back
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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