that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Do plants get herpes?
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