So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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