This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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