Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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