I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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