I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
How external is "for external use only"?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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