Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
