At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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