I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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