you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
time to smoke my breakfast
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We left an ass print on the piano.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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