So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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