he wants to bone in the snuggie
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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