What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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