So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Randomize
