Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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