my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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