Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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