Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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