dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Who did Billy Mays play for?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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