Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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