no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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