when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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