he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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