Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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