The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
