I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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